I just had a great game of Worms on XBLA. There I was, battling 2 french lads and it was a right old ding-dong battle. I watched as one coward eventually girdered himself away in a far corner before elegantly building a little hold-out up at the top corner, for when sudden death was going to kick in. However, I had other ideas and teleported in there when I reckoned he'd finished it.
Suffice to say his mad scrambling movements on his next turn indicated some anger and frustration at my squatting (with my 1 worm left). With 1 worm left, a few rounds of long-range grenade tossing ensued before Sudden Death kicked in and one of them was picked off.
Then, the remaining french guy made a mistake and I'd saved a rope, so out I went, tarzanning my way across the cavern, collected 2-3 crates (just to show off) and then perched on a ledge to get out my bazooka.
Unfortunately, in the brightly lit conservatory I'd not noticed some pixels that I thought were background and in classic school-boy error, I managed to blow myself up. Utter tragedy.
All my watching 5yr old could say "Dad, I thought you were supposed to have made this."
My powers are weak. I'll have to hone them on an innocent 5yr old - and probably lose.
Suffice to say his mad scrambling movements on his next turn indicated some anger and frustration at my squatting (with my 1 worm left). With 1 worm left, a few rounds of long-range grenade tossing ensued before Sudden Death kicked in and one of them was picked off.
Then, the remaining french guy made a mistake and I'd saved a rope, so out I went, tarzanning my way across the cavern, collected 2-3 crates (just to show off) and then perched on a ledge to get out my bazooka.
Unfortunately, in the brightly lit conservatory I'd not noticed some pixels that I thought were background and in classic school-boy error, I managed to blow myself up. Utter tragedy.
All my watching 5yr old could say "Dad, I thought you were supposed to have made this."
My powers are weak. I'll have to hone them on an innocent 5yr old - and probably lose.
4 comments:
Hah. This old-school error, well known since at least Worms 2, is usually accompanied with the not-any-less-known saying/excuse - "Blame the pixel!" - which is even sometimes associated with 2D Worms games due to their pixelly nature of landscape deformation, and common appearance of tiny specks of land. There's even a community web-site named after this phrase.
"Unfortunately, in the brightly lit conservatory I'd not noticed some pixels that I thought were background and in classic school-boy error, I managed to blow myself up."
Don't ever talk to me about shit excuses again.
Err, I admitted the error and didn't use it as an excuse? You're the one who wrote the book on excuses, I bow to your greater experience with regards a multitude of other excuses - "quoting page N of Kilburn's book of excuses" is a phrase that's been in circulation since 1995.
News-worthy! I spotted the threat as soon as I saw the first screenshots of the game. I guess the trick would be to have the smallest groups of pixels perish after an explosion. There may of course be times when a pixel saves your worm's life, but you'd have to have the luck of the devil!
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