First of all, PeeDog - I come home and pick Herbie up (our dog) who's as ever, terribly excited to see me when I come home (always more so than the kids!) and tonight, he only goes and pisses all over me. Great.
Secondly, PooDog - He goes out and struggles to squeeze out a Margaret the Third, grunting and fussing away. Anyway 10mins later in the house and it's obvious that not only has he struggled to despatch, he's also struggled to jetison and he's dragging a walnut-sized clagnut around with him, stinking the house and looking at me longingly. Cue a rather unpleasant bathtime for him and me. Great.
Tomorrow it's the Team17 party. Great! One out of three ain't bad.
Secondly, PooDog - He goes out and struggles to squeeze out a Margaret the Third, grunting and fussing away. Anyway 10mins later in the house and it's obvious that not only has he struggled to despatch, he's also struggled to jetison and he's dragging a walnut-sized clagnut around with him, stinking the house and looking at me longingly. Cue a rather unpleasant bathtime for him and me. Great.
Tomorrow it's the Team17 party. Great! One out of three ain't bad.
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